Dakota Fields
Dear Dakota,
I know you are probably a pretty good looking dude because I am too. Here is some advice for you when you get older. Since you are a good looking kid, you need to watch out for the ladies. Remember to treat them with respect so you do not get a big scary dad at your door step with a shot gun in your face. Another thing, do not disrespect your dad, because he will ring your neck and whip you with the belt. Make sure you do your work so people will think you are smart. This is a way you can talk to girls because they will ask you for help. Another reason they may talk to you is because you look like a sexy model. Make sure you visit your grandma because she might not be there for you when you need her. Also, make sure you spend a lot of time with your grandpa because he will pass away when you are nine years old. Volunteer to mow the grass to because you will get big bucks. Also, mosquito tag with your grandpa; it is a great game. You probably already have three best friends, and you should hang out with them a lot. Be sure you are nice to your brother and sister, unless you just want to mess with them, either way works. When you start driving you need to get a truck with a five inch lift kit on it with some 36 inch tires. Then ladies will be all over you. Remember to be smart though and do not get caught speeding. If you do, your dad will make you go get a switch so he can teach you a lesson.
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